How To Ruin Your Wedding On Purpose by Mr Maverick

How to Ruin Your Wedding on Purpose A Step-by-Step Guide to Turning the Happiest Day of Your Life into an Unforgettable Dumpster Fire Are you a bride who refuses to settle for “perfect”? Do you secretly believe that chaos makes better memories than coordinated centerpieces? Have you ever looked at a multi-tiered cake and thought, “What if I just shoved it?” Congratulations, this book was written for you. How to Ruin Your Wedding on Purpose is the ultimate handbook for the emotionally unhinged romantic who wants to make her big day less “fairytale” and more “true crime documentary.” Within these pages you’ll learn how to torch tradition, test your guests’ patience, and guarantee that your wedding will be talked about for generations (mostly in whispers). Inside, you’ll discover how to: Pick bridesmaids scientifically guaranteed to hate each other. Read more